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| Tags: lines , lol , sex , short |
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Regular
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: norwich...ish
Posts: 217
Rep Power: 16
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Short lines that ruin sex/kill the mood.
min words: 3 max words: 12 "I'm telling mom!"
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rose
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: milton flordia
Posts: 130
Rep Power: 7
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"what are you doing?"
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Regular
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: norwich...ish
Posts: 217
Rep Power: 16
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"That's a penis?!"
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rose
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: milton flordia
Posts: 130
Rep Power: 7
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"umm honey I got to go pee"
------------------- you can close your eyes to the memories but never the reality |
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Regular
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"i think your doing it wrong!"
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Bye! Bye!
Last edited by sweetstuff97 : 31-10-2009 at 06:04 AM. |
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Awesome
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ow!
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the Taco Man
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: my house
Posts: 27
Rep Power: 7
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"im trying to watch the weather channel!"
or "what the hell is that?!" or "get off...." ![]() |
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Newbie
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*moaning* Ohhh Yeahh Louis...Im Alan
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Sherriff Fatman
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Manchester
Posts: 2,110
Rep Power: 10
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Make noises like a sandwich...
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That cool guy
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: United States of America
Age: 17
Posts: 5
Rep Power: 3
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"Your hour's up."
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Newbie
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amazied a lot
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