story topping

[Dubickimus]

this is a game where we try to make up a more impressive story than the previous one but the same theme.
---for example: --"i killed jfk" --"i killed jfk, abraham lincoln, and barak obama"
oh and put them between [quote] tags. i'll start:

once during the cold war, the cia took me down to a secret laboratory where they were engineering nuclear weapons and they were gonna test some radiation on me but i ecaped and killed the entire staff and banged the head scientist's wife

[Cruz_15]

Alright, I'll try.

Once, during the Cold War, the CIA took me down to a secret laboratory where they were engineering nuclear weapons and they were gonna test some deadly radiation on me that would make me half shark half bear, but I escaped and killed the entire staff with a ball point pen and then I banged the head scientist's wife, killed her, and took her purse. I was all over the news and was wanted by Russia AND the United States, so I hid out in Cuba for a few years...

Like that?