story topping

Dubickimus · 30-06-2009, 06:26 AM

this is a game where we try to make up a more impressive story than the previous one but the same theme.
---for example: --"i killed jfk" --"i killed jfk, abraham lincoln, and barak obama"
oh and put them between [quote] tags. i'll start:

Quote:

once during the cold war, the cia took me down to a secret laboratory where they were engineering nuclear weapons and they were gonna test some radiation on me but i ecaped and killed the entire staff and banged the head scientist's wife

Cruz_15 · 28-12-2009, 07:27 AM

Alright, I'll try.

Quote:

Once, during the Cold War, the CIA took me down to a secret laboratory where they were engineering nuclear weapons and they were gonna test some deadly radiation on me that would make me half shark half bear, but I escaped and killed the entire staff with a ball point pen and then I banged the head scientist's wife, killed her, and took her purse. I was all over the news and was wanted by Russia AND the United States, so I hid out in Cuba for a few years...

Like that?

King D · 28-05-2010, 09:41 PM

Once, during the Cold War, the CIA took me down to a secret laboratory where they were engineering nuclear weapons and they were gonna test some deadly radiation on me that would make me half shark half bear, but I escaped and killed the entire staff with a ball point pen and then I banged the head scientist's wife, killed her, and took her purse. I was all over the news and was wanted by Russia AND the United States, so I hid out in Cuba for a few years where I saw George Bush and Osama playing cards at a bar on a tuesday with Hitler's clone and 2pac.

Cruz_15 · 07-07-2010, 09:34 PM

Once, during the Cold War, the CIA took me down to a secret laboratory where they were engineering nuclear weapons and they were gonna test some deadly radiation on me that would make me half shark half bear, but I escaped and killed the entire staff with a ball point pen and then I banged the head scientist's wife, killed her, and took her purse. I was all over the news and was wanted by Russia AND the United States, so I hid out in Cuba for a few years where I saw George Bush and Osama playing cards at a bar on a tuesday with Hitler's clone and 2pac. 2pac started cheating and he got shot forreal this time but he was still making albums in heaven. and all the cubans were actually CIA spies looking for me so then I went to South China...

stylish girl · 25-07-2010, 01:54 AM

I hope I'll write something good...

Once, during the Cold War, the CIA took me down to a secret laboratory where they were engineering nuclear weapons and they were gonna test some deadly radiation on me that would make me half shark half bear, but I escaped and killed the entire staff with a ball point pen and then I banged the head scientist's wife, killed her, and took her purse. I was all over the news and was wanted by Russia AND the United States, so I hid out in Cuba for a few years where I saw George Bush and Osama playing cards at a bar on a tuesday with Hitler's clone and 2pac. 2pac started cheating and he got shot forreal this time but he was still making albums in heaven. and all the cubans were actually CIA spies looking for me so then I went to South China and I go to my home to pick some wepone and hide from the CIA spiese but unfortunately they still follow me I heard they voice so fast I can I pick what I want and run to the cellar before they catch me......

pabloalcr · 30-07-2010, 06:09 AM

Here we go!

Quote:

Once, during the Cold War, the CIA took me down to a secret laboratory where they were engineering nuclear weapons and they were gonna test some deadly radiation on me that would make me an overgrown animal-human mutant for war, but I escaped and killed the entire staff with a knife made with my glasses and then I banged the head scientist's wife, killed her, and took her purse. I was all over the news and was wanted by Russia and the United States, so I hid out in Cuba for a few years where I saw George Bush and Osama planning a new world order at a bar on a wednesday with Hitler's clone and 2pac. 2pac got mad and started shouting to everybody so he got shot forreal this time but he was still making albums in heaven. Then I noticed that all the cubans were actually CIA spies looking for me, so I went to South China and I picked some weapones and hide from the CIA spies but unfortunately they spotted me. I heard them just in time to pick what I could and run to the cellar before they catch me. Then I blocked the entrance even though I knew they could easily break the barrier but it gave me more time. Then I went through a tunnel that leaved downstreet and stold a car. With the car I traveled to the bay and scaped in a boat to the open sea. I arrived an island where I found a nice village and lived there a few years...

Remember the "Quote" symbols!

stylish girl · 02-08-2010, 03:08 PM

Once, during the Cold War, the CIA took me down to a secret laboratory where they were engineering nuclear weapons and they were gonna test some deadly radiation on me that would make me an overgrown animal-human mutant for war, but I escaped and killed the entire staff with a knife made with my glasses and then I banged the head scientist's wife, killed her, and took her purse. I was all over the news and was wanted by Russia and the United States, so I hid out in Cuba for a few years where I saw George Bush and Osama planning a new world order at a bar on a wednesday with Hitler's clone and 2pac. 2pac got mad and started shouting to everybody so he got shot forreal this time but he was still making albums in heaven. Then I noticed that all the cubans were actually CIA spies looking for me, so I went to South China and I picked some weapones and hide from the CIA spies but unfortunately they spotted me. I heard them just in time to pick what I could and run to the cellar before they catch me. Then I blocked the entrance even though I knew they could easily break the barrier but it gave me more time. Then I went through a tunnel that leaved downstreet and stold a car. With the car I traveled to the bay and scaped in a boat to the open sea. I arrived an island where I found a nice village and lived there a few years, in this a few years I have meet a beautiful girl her name lily, in the lake she was singing when I saw her I fall in her love I like her eyes her voice also her hair, I stop for a minute looking at her but she's gone with her dad I fread to follow her n her dad kill me, so I go to home to take a napy for a minute but I couldn't sleep I was thinking on her, then I decied to go out n walking maybe it's help but agin I have saw her there in the beach, I holding my breath to walk beside her before that I drop my walet next to her n then I start to walk, at that minute I heard her voice she was calling me I felt in happy n I drawmile in my face, till she come beside I turn n look at her she said:'' sir u drop u walet.'', I said:'' oh, thanks alot.''...

Cruz_15 · 04-08-2010, 02:35 AM

Once, during the Cold War, the CIA took me down to a secret laboratory where they were engineering nuclear weapons and they were gonna test some deadly radiation on me that would make me an overgrown animal-human mutant for war, but I escaped and killed the entire staff with a knife made with my glasses and then I banged the head scientist's wife, killed her, and took her purse. I was all over the news and was wanted by Russia and the United States, so I hid out in Cuba for a few years where I saw George Bush and Osama planning a new world order at a bar on a wednesday with Hitler's clone and 2pac. 2pac got mad and started shouting to everybody so he got shot forreal this time but he was still making albums in heaven. Then I noticed that all the cubans were actually CIA spies looking for me, so I went to South China and I picked some weapones and hide from the CIA spies but unfortunately they spotted me. I heard them just in time to pick what I could and run to the cellar before they catch me. Then I blocked the entrance even though I knew they could easily break the barrier but it gave me more time. Then I went through a tunnel that leaved downstreet and stold a car. With the car I traveled to the bay and scaped in a boat to the open sea. I arrived an island where I found a nice village and lived there a few years, in this a few years I have meet a beautiful girl her name lily, in the lake she was singing when I saw her I fall in her love I like her eyes her voice also her hair, I stop for a minute looking at her but she's gone with her dad I fread to follow her n her dad kill me, so I go to home to take a napy for a minute but I couldn't sleep I was thinking on her, then I decied to go out n walking maybe it's help but agin I have saw her there in the beach, I holding my breath to walk beside her before that I drop my walet next to her n then I start to walk, at that minute I heard her voice she was calling me I felt in happy n I drawmile in my face, till she come beside I turn n look at her she said:'' sir u drop u walet.'', I said:'' oh, thanks alot.'' And it turns out that she was a RUSSAIN BEAR SPY sent to kill me! She had LASERS for eyes! I ran tot eh nearest road, carjacked an old man, and rode to town while the bear chased me on foot with her rocket feet...

pabloalcr · 04-08-2010, 03:39 AM

Once, during the Cold War, the CIA took me down to a secret laboratory where they were engineering nuclear weapons and they were gonna test some deadly radiation on me that would make me an overgrown animal-human mutant for war, but I escaped and killed the entire staff with a knife made with my glasses and then I banged the head scientist's wife, killed her, and took her purse. I was all over the news and was wanted by Russia and the United States, so I hid out in Cuba for a few years where I saw George Bush and Osama planning a new world order at a bar on a wednesday with Hitler's clone and 2pac. 2pac got mad and started shouting to everybody so he got shot forreal this time but he was still making albums in heaven. Then I noticed that all the cubans were actually CIA spies looking for me, so I went to South China and I picked some weapones and hide from the CIA spies but unfortunately they spotted me. I heard them just in time to pick what I could and run to the cellar before they catch me. Then I blocked the entrance even though I knew they could easily break the barrier but it gave me more time. Then I went through a tunnel that leaved downstreet and stold a car. With the car I traveled to the bay and scaped in a boat to the open sea. I arrived an island where I found a nice village and lived there a few years, in this a few years I have meet a beautiful girl her name lily, in the lake she was singing when I saw her I fall in her love I like her eyes her voice also her hair, I stop for a minute looking at her but she's gone with her dad I fread to follow her n her dad kill me, so I go to home to take a napy for a minute but I couldn't sleep I was thinking on her, then I decied to go out n walking maybe it's help but agin I have saw her there in the beach, I holding my breath to walk beside her before that I drop my walet next to her n then I start to walk, at that minute I heard her voice she was calling me I felt in happy n I drawmile in my face, till she come beside I turn n look at her she said:'' sir u drop u walet.'', I said:'' oh, thanks alot.'' And it turns out that she was a RUSSAIN BEAR SPY sent to kill me! She had LASERS for eyes! I ran tot eh nearest road, carjacked an old man, and rode to town while the bear chased me on foot with her rocket feet. In the town I found McGyver, and he helped me build a bazooka with a pen, a lighter and a piece of cardboard which I used to kill the RUSSIAN BEAR SPY. McGyver escaped from the island in a soda-jetpack and left me. I was lost, and had no idea of how to go back to my nice village. When I thought things couldn't get any worse...just kidding, I knew they were about to get worse. The explotion of the RUSSIAN BEAR SPY were transmited to a satellite that detected my position. They had found me, and were coming for me...

Cruz_15 · 04-08-2010, 04:24 AM

Once, during the Cold War, the CIA took me down to a secret laboratory where they were engineering nuclear weapons and they were gonna test some deadly radiation on me that would make me an overgrown animal-human mutant for war, but I escaped and killed the entire staff with a knife made with my glasses and then I banged the head scientist's wife, killed her, and took her purse. I was all over the news and was wanted by Russia and the United States, so I hid out in Cuba for a few years where I saw George Bush and Osama planning a new world order at a bar on a wednesday with Hitler's clone and 2pac. 2pac got mad and started shouting to everybody so he got shot forreal this time but he was still making albums in heaven. Then I noticed that all the cubans were actually CIA spies looking for me, so I went to South China and I picked some weapones and hide from the CIA spies but unfortunately they spotted me. I heard them just in time to pick what I could and run to the cellar before they catch me. Then I blocked the entrance even though I knew they could easily break the barrier but it gave me more time. Then I went through a tunnel that leaved downstreet and stold a car. With the car I traveled to the bay and scaped in a boat to the open sea. I arrived an island where I found a nice village and lived there a few years, in this a few years I have meet a beautiful girl her name lily, in the lake she was singing when I saw her I fall in her love I like her eyes her voice also her hair, I stop for a minute looking at her but she's gone with her dad I fread to follow her n her dad kill me, so I go to home to take a napy for a minute but I couldn't sleep I was thinking on her, then I decied to go out n walking maybe it's help but agin I have saw her there in the beach, I holding my breath to walk beside her before that I drop my walet next to her n then I start to walk, at that minute I heard her voice she was calling me I felt in happy n I drawmile in my face, till she come beside I turn n look at her she said:'' sir u drop u walet.'', I said:'' oh, thanks alot.'' And it turns out that she was a RUSSAIN BEAR SPY sent to kill me! She had LASERS for eyes! I ran tot eh nearest road, carjacked an old man, and rode to town while the bear chased me on foot with her rocket feet. In the town I found McGyver, and he helped me build a bazooka with a pen, a lighter and a piece of cardboard which I used to kill the RUSSIAN BEAR SPY. McGyver escaped from the island in a soda-jetpack and left me. I was lost, and had no idea of how to go back to my nice village. When I thought things couldn't get any worse...just kidding, I knew they were about to get worse. The explotion of the RUSSIAN BEAR SPY were transmited to a satellite that detected my position. They had found me, and were coming for me...with more RUSSIAN BEAR SPIES! There were atleast forty--no fifty of them! And they had hammers made of fish! And the fish were on fire! I thought I was doomed, but then I remembered that I had some of my pet tigers on speed dial! So I called em up and they teleported to me to help me!

pabloalcr · 04-08-2010, 10:40 PM

Once, during the Cold War, the CIA took me down to a secret laboratory where they were engineering nuclear weapons and they were gonna test some deadly radiation on me that would make me an overgrown animal-human mutant for war, but I escaped and killed the entire staff with a knife made with my glasses and then I banged the head scientist's wife, killed her, and took her purse. I was all over the news and was wanted by Russia and the United States, so I hid out in Cuba for a few years where I saw George Bush and Osama planning a new world order at a bar on a wednesday with Hitler's clone and 2pac. 2pac got mad and started shouting to everybody so he got shot forreal this time but he was still making albums in heaven. Then I noticed that all the cubans were actually CIA spies looking for me, so I went to South China and I picked some weapones and hide from the CIA spies but unfortunately they spotted me. I heard them just in time to pick what I could and run to the cellar before they catch me. Then I blocked the entrance even though I knew they could easily break the barrier but it gave me more time. Then I went through a tunnel that leaved downstreet and stold a car. With the car I traveled to the bay and scaped in a boat to the open sea. I arrived an island where I found a nice village and lived there a few years, in this a few years I have meet a beautiful girl her name lily, in the lake she was singing when I saw her I fall in her love I like her eyes her voice also her hair, I stop for a minute looking at her but she's gone with her dad I fread to follow her n her dad kill me, so I go to home to take a napy for a minute but I couldn't sleep I was thinking on her, then I decied to go out n walking maybe it's help but agin I have saw her there in the beach, I holding my breath to walk beside her before that I drop my walet next to her n then I start to walk, at that minute I heard her voice she was calling me I felt in happy n I drawmile in my face, till she come beside I turn n look at her she said:'' sir u drop u walet.'', I said:'' oh, thanks alot.'' And it turns out that she was a RUSSAIN BEAR SPY sent to kill me! She had LASERS for eyes! I ran tot eh nearest road, carjacked an old man, and rode to town while the bear chased me on foot with her rocket feet. In the town I found McGyver, and he helped me build a bazooka with a pen, a lighter and a piece of cardboard which I used to kill the RUSSIAN BEAR SPY. McGyver escaped from the island in a soda-jetpack and left me. I was lost, and had no idea of how to go back to my nice village. When I thought things couldn't get any worse...just kidding, I knew they were about to get worse. The explotion of the RUSSIAN BEAR SPY were transmited to a satellite that detected my position. They had found me, and were coming for me...with more RUSSIAN BEAR SPIES! There were atleast forty--no fifty of them! And they had hammers made of fish! And the fish were on fire! I thought I was doomed, but then I remembered that I had some of my pet tigers on speed dial! So I called em up and they teleported to me to help me!
They were fighting, and winning! But RUSSIAN SECRET WEAPON was about to take place in the battle. A RUSSIAN CROSS OF ELEPHANT-RHINO-GORILLA and...

"Interruption"

- Man, it's a great story and everything, but why so much mutant animals?

- I don't know, ask Cruz.

- Alright then, continue.

- Thanks...

As I said a RUSSIAN CROSS OF ELEPHANT-RHINO-GORILLA entered on the battle. I must make something big, if I wanted to win, I must use my secret weapon too. But firstable make a secret weapon to use (FUCK!). So I had to found a way to travel throught time to make my weapon and save the past-me from de dooming....

Cruz_15 · 05-08-2010, 05:22 AM

Because just humans and machines are boring! :P

Once, during the Cold War, the CIA took me down to a secret laboratory where they were engineering nuclear weapons and they were gonna test some deadly radiation on me that would make me an overgrown animal-human mutant for war, but I escaped and killed the entire staff with a knife made with my glasses and then I banged the head scientist's wife, killed her, and took her purse. I was all over the news and was wanted by Russia and the United States, so I hid out in Cuba for a few years where I saw George Bush and Osama planning a new world order at a bar on a wednesday with Hitler's clone and 2pac. 2pac got mad and started shouting to everybody so he got shot forreal this time but he was still making albums in heaven. Then I noticed that all the cubans were actually CIA spies looking for me, so I went to South China and I picked some weapones and hide from the CIA spies but unfortunately they spotted me. I heard them just in time to pick what I could and run to the cellar before they catch me. Then I blocked the entrance even though I knew they could easily break the barrier but it gave me more time. Then I went through a tunnel that leaved downstreet and stold a car. With the car I traveled to the bay and scaped in a boat to the open sea. I arrived an island where I found a nice village and lived there a few years, in this a few years I have meet a beautiful girl her name lily, in the lake she was singing when I saw her I fall in her love I like her eyes her voice also her hair, I stop for a minute looking at her but she's gone with her dad I fread to follow her n her dad kill me, so I go to home to take a napy for a minute but I couldn't sleep I was thinking on her, then I decied to go out n walking maybe it's help but agin I have saw her there in the beach, I holding my breath to walk beside her before that I drop my walet next to her n then I start to walk, at that minute I heard her voice she was calling me I felt in happy n I drawmile in my face, till she come beside I turn n look at her she said:'' sir u drop u walet.'', I said:'' oh, thanks alot.'' And it turns out that she was a RUSSAIN BEAR SPY sent to kill me! She had LASERS for eyes! I ran tot eh nearest road, carjacked an old man, and rode to town while the bear chased me on foot with her rocket feet. In the town I found McGyver, and he helped me build a bazooka with a pen, a lighter and a piece of cardboard which I used to kill the RUSSIAN BEAR SPY. McGyver escaped from the island in a soda-jetpack and left me. I was lost, and had no idea of how to go back to my nice village. When I thought things couldn't get any worse...just kidding, I knew they were about to get worse. The explotion of the RUSSIAN BEAR SPY were transmited to a satellite that detected my position. They had found me, and were coming for me...with more RUSSIAN BEAR SPIES! There were atleast forty--no fifty of them! And they had hammers made of fish! And the fish were on fire! I thought I was doomed, but then I remembered that I had some of my pet tigers on speed dial! So I called em up and they teleported to me to help me!
They were fighting, and winning! But RUSSIAN SECRET WEAPON was about to take place in the battle. A RUSSIAN CROSS OF ELEPHANT-RHINO-GORILLA and...

"Interruption"

- Man, it's a great story and everything, but why so much mutant animals?

- I don't know, ask Cruz.

- Alright then, continue.

- Thanks...

As I said a RUSSIAN CROSS OF ELEPHANT-RHINO-GORILLA entered on the battle. I must make something big, if I wanted to win, I must use my secret weapon too. But firstable make a secret weapon to use (FUCK!). So I had to found a way to travel throught time to make my weapon and save the past-me from de dooming. But I quickly get confused in all of this time traveling nonsense so I go back to the present and take on that RERG on my own! I remember i have cheat codes to life so I give myself super strength and rip his head off!

pabloalcr · 05-08-2010, 05:41 AM

Once, during the Cold War, the CIA took me down to a secret laboratory where they were engineering nuclear weapons and they were gonna test some deadly radiation on me that would make me an overgrown animal-human mutant for war, but I escaped and killed the entire staff with a knife made with my glasses and then I banged the head scientist's wife, killed her, and took her purse. I was all over the news and was wanted by Russia and the United States, so I hid out in Cuba for a few years where I saw George Bush and Osama planning a new world order at a bar on a wednesday with Hitler's clone and 2pac. 2pac got mad and started shouting to everybody so he got shot forreal this time but he was still making albums in heaven. Then I noticed that all the cubans were actually CIA spies looking for me, so I went to South China and I picked some weapones and hide from the CIA spies but unfortunately they spotted me. I heard them just in time to pick what I could and run to the cellar before they catch me. Then I blocked the entrance even though I knew they could easily break the barrier but it gave me more time. Then I went through a tunnel that leaved downstreet and stold a car. With the car I traveled to the bay and scaped in a boat to the open sea. I arrived an island where I found a nice village and lived there a few years, in this a few years I have meet a beautiful girl her name lily, in the lake she was singing when I saw her I fall in her love I like her eyes her voice also her hair, I stop for a minute looking at her but she's gone with her dad I fread to follow her n her dad kill me, so I go to home to take a napy for a minute but I couldn't sleep I was thinking on her, then I decied to go out n walking maybe it's help but agin I have saw her there in the beach, I holding my breath to walk beside her before that I drop my walet next to her n then I start to walk, at that minute I heard her voice she was calling me I felt in happy n I drawmile in my face, till she come beside I turn n look at her she said:'' sir u drop u walet.'', I said:'' oh, thanks alot.'' And it turns out that she was a RUSSAIN BEAR SPY sent to kill me! She had LASERS for eyes! I ran tot eh nearest road, carjacked an old man, and rode to town while the bear chased me on foot with her rocket feet. In the town I found McGyver, and he helped me build a bazooka with a pen, a lighter and a piece of cardboard which I used to kill the RUSSIAN BEAR SPY. McGyver escaped from the island in a soda-jetpack and left me. I was lost, and had no idea of how to go back to my nice village. When I thought things couldn't get any worse...just kidding, I knew they were about to get worse. The explotion of the RUSSIAN BEAR SPY were transmited to a satellite that detected my position. They had found me, and were coming for me...with more RUSSIAN BEAR SPIES! There were atleast forty--no fifty of them! And they had hammers made of fish! And the fish were on fire! I thought I was doomed, but then I remembered that I had some of my pet tigers on speed dial! So I called em up and they teleported to me to help me!
They were fighting, and winning! But RUSSIAN SECRET WEAPON was about to take place in the battle. A RUSSIAN CROSS OF ELEPHANT-RHINO-GORILLA and...

"Interruption"

- Man, it's a great story and everything, but why so much mutant animals?

- I don't know, ask Cruz.

- Alright then, continue.

- Thanks...

As I said a RUSSIAN CROSS OF ELEPHANT-RHINO-GORILLA entered on the battle. I must make something big, if I wanted to win, I must use my secret weapon too. But firstable make a secret weapon to use (FUCK!). So I had to found a way to travel throught time to make my weapon and save the past-me from de dooming. But I quickly get confused in all of this time traveling nonsense so I go back to the present and take on that RERG on my own! I remember i have cheat codes to life so I give myself super strength and rip his head off! Then I realized that I just screwed a great chance of travelling through time just because I had no head for thinking but at least I killed that thing. With the overhuman cheat codes I acquired from somewhere I escaped the island and returned home. Cold War finished, Yeah!
But a new war has begun. A war like never seen before. A War that could finish with everything. World lies in my hands now......

SHIT!

25-07-2010, 01:54 AM	#5
stylish girl Regular Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 231 My Profile Profile Last Updated: 20-08-2010 Rep Power: 4	I hope I'll write something good... Once, during the Cold War, the CIA took me down to a secret laboratory where they were engineering nuclear weapons and they were gonna test some deadly radiation on me that would make me half shark half bear, but I escaped and killed the entire staff with a ball point pen and then I banged the head scientist's wife, killed her, and took her purse. I was all over the news and was wanted by Russia AND the United States, so I hid out in Cuba for a few years where I saw George Bush and Osama playing cards at a bar on a tuesday with Hitler's clone and 2pac. 2pac started cheating and he got shot forreal this time but he was still making albums in heaven. and all the cubans were actually CIA spies looking for me so then I went to South China and I go to my home to pick some wepone and hide from the CIA spiese but unfortunately they still follow me I heard they voice so fast I can I pick what I want and run to the cellar before they catch me...... __________________ Last edited by stylish girl : 25-07-2010 at 01:57 AM. Reason: for one mistake in the word

02-08-2010, 03:08 PM	#7
stylish girl Regular Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 231 My Profile Profile Last Updated: 20-08-2010 Rep Power: 4	Once, during the Cold War, the CIA took me down to a secret laboratory where they were engineering nuclear weapons and they were gonna test some deadly radiation on me that would make me an overgrown animal-human mutant for war, but I escaped and killed the entire staff with a knife made with my glasses and then I banged the head scientist's wife, killed her, and took her purse. I was all over the news and was wanted by Russia and the United States, so I hid out in Cuba for a few years where I saw George Bush and Osama planning a new world order at a bar on a wednesday with Hitler's clone and 2pac. 2pac got mad and started shouting to everybody so he got shot forreal this time but he was still making albums in heaven. Then I noticed that all the cubans were actually CIA spies looking for me, so I went to South China and I picked some weapones and hide from the CIA spies but unfortunately they spotted me. I heard them just in time to pick what I could and run to the cellar before they catch me. Then I blocked the entrance even though I knew they could easily break the barrier but it gave me more time. Then I went through a tunnel that leaved downstreet and stold a car. With the car I traveled to the bay and scaped in a boat to the open sea. I arrived an island where I found a nice village and lived there a few years, in this a few years I have meet a beautiful girl her name lily, in the lake she was singing when I saw her I fall in her love I like her eyes her voice also her hair, I stop for a minute looking at her but she's gone with her dad I fread to follow her n her dad kill me, so I go to home to take a napy for a minute but I couldn't sleep I was thinking on her, then I decied to go out n walking maybe it's help but agin I have saw her there in the beach, I holding my breath to walk beside her before that I drop my walet next to her n then I start to walk, at that minute I heard her voice she was calling me I felt in happy n I drawmile in my face, till she come beside I turn n look at her she said:'' sir u drop u walet.'', I said:'' oh, thanks alot.''... __________________

04-08-2010, 03:39 AM	#9
pabloalcr The Pabster Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Costa Rica Age: 13 Posts: 1,130 My Profile Profile Last Updated: 23-08-2010 Rep Power: 13	Once, during the Cold War, the CIA took me down to a secret laboratory where they were engineering nuclear weapons and they were gonna test some deadly radiation on me that would make me an overgrown animal-human mutant for war, but I escaped and killed the entire staff with a knife made with my glasses and then I banged the head scientist's wife, killed her, and took her purse. I was all over the news and was wanted by Russia and the United States, so I hid out in Cuba for a few years where I saw George Bush and Osama planning a new world order at a bar on a wednesday with Hitler's clone and 2pac. 2pac got mad and started shouting to everybody so he got shot forreal this time but he was still making albums in heaven. Then I noticed that all the cubans were actually CIA spies looking for me, so I went to South China and I picked some weapones and hide from the CIA spies but unfortunately they spotted me. I heard them just in time to pick what I could and run to the cellar before they catch me. Then I blocked the entrance even though I knew they could easily break the barrier but it gave me more time. Then I went through a tunnel that leaved downstreet and stold a car. With the car I traveled to the bay and scaped in a boat to the open sea. I arrived an island where I found a nice village and lived there a few years, in this a few years I have meet a beautiful girl her name lily, in the lake she was singing when I saw her I fall in her love I like her eyes her voice also her hair, I stop for a minute looking at her but she's gone with her dad I fread to follow her n her dad kill me, so I go to home to take a napy for a minute but I couldn't sleep I was thinking on her, then I decied to go out n walking maybe it's help but agin I have saw her there in the beach, I holding my breath to walk beside her before that I drop my walet next to her n then I start to walk, at that minute I heard her voice she was calling me I felt in happy n I drawmile in my face, till she come beside I turn n look at her she said:'' sir u drop u walet.'', I said:'' oh, thanks alot.'' And it turns out that she was a RUSSAIN BEAR SPY sent to kill me! She had LASERS for eyes! I ran tot eh nearest road, carjacked an old man, and rode to town while the bear chased me on foot with her rocket feet. In the town I found McGyver, and he helped me build a bazooka with a pen, a lighter and a piece of cardboard which I used to kill the RUSSIAN BEAR SPY. McGyver escaped from the island in a soda-jetpack and left me. I was lost, and had no idea of how to go back to my nice village. When I thought things couldn't get any worse...just kidding, I knew they were about to get worse. The explotion of the RUSSIAN BEAR SPY were transmited to a satellite that detected my position. They had found me, and were coming for me... __________________

05-08-2010, 05:41 AM	#13
pabloalcr The Pabster Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Costa Rica Age: 13 Posts: 1,130 My Profile Profile Last Updated: 23-08-2010 Rep Power: 13	Once, during the Cold War, the CIA took me down to a secret laboratory where they were engineering nuclear weapons and they were gonna test some deadly radiation on me that would make me an overgrown animal-human mutant for war, but I escaped and killed the entire staff with a knife made with my glasses and then I banged the head scientist's wife, killed her, and took her purse. I was all over the news and was wanted by Russia and the United States, so I hid out in Cuba for a few years where I saw George Bush and Osama planning a new world order at a bar on a wednesday with Hitler's clone and 2pac. 2pac got mad and started shouting to everybody so he got shot forreal this time but he was still making albums in heaven. Then I noticed that all the cubans were actually CIA spies looking for me, so I went to South China and I picked some weapones and hide from the CIA spies but unfortunately they spotted me. I heard them just in time to pick what I could and run to the cellar before they catch me. Then I blocked the entrance even though I knew they could easily break the barrier but it gave me more time. Then I went through a tunnel that leaved downstreet and stold a car. With the car I traveled to the bay and scaped in a boat to the open sea. I arrived an island where I found a nice village and lived there a few years, in this a few years I have meet a beautiful girl her name lily, in the lake she was singing when I saw her I fall in her love I like her eyes her voice also her hair, I stop for a minute looking at her but she's gone with her dad I fread to follow her n her dad kill me, so I go to home to take a napy for a minute but I couldn't sleep I was thinking on her, then I decied to go out n walking maybe it's help but agin I have saw her there in the beach, I holding my breath to walk beside her before that I drop my walet next to her n then I start to walk, at that minute I heard her voice she was calling me I felt in happy n I drawmile in my face, till she come beside I turn n look at her she said:'' sir u drop u walet.'', I said:'' oh, thanks alot.'' And it turns out that she was a RUSSAIN BEAR SPY sent to kill me! She had LASERS for eyes! I ran tot eh nearest road, carjacked an old man, and rode to town while the bear chased me on foot with her rocket feet. In the town I found McGyver, and he helped me build a bazooka with a pen, a lighter and a piece of cardboard which I used to kill the RUSSIAN BEAR SPY. McGyver escaped from the island in a soda-jetpack and left me. I was lost, and had no idea of how to go back to my nice village. When I thought things couldn't get any worse...just kidding, I knew they were about to get worse. The explotion of the RUSSIAN BEAR SPY were transmited to a satellite that detected my position. They had found me, and were coming for me...with more RUSSIAN BEAR SPIES! There were atleast forty--no fifty of them! And they had hammers made of fish! And the fish were on fire! I thought I was doomed, but then I remembered that I had some of my pet tigers on speed dial! So I called em up and they teleported to me to help me! They were fighting, and winning! But RUSSIAN SECRET WEAPON was about to take place in the battle. A RUSSIAN CROSS OF ELEPHANT-RHINO-GORILLA and... "Interruption" - Man, it's a great story and everything, but why so much mutant animals? - I don't know, ask Cruz. - Alright then, continue. - Thanks... As I said a RUSSIAN CROSS OF ELEPHANT-RHINO-GORILLA entered on the battle. I must make something big, if I wanted to win, I must use my secret weapon too. But firstable make a secret weapon to use (FUCK!). So I had to found a way to travel throught time to make my weapon and save the past-me from de dooming. But I quickly get confused in all of this time traveling nonsense so I go back to the present and take on that RERG on my own! I remember i have cheat codes to life so I give myself super strength and rip his head off! Then I realized that I just screwed a great chance of travelling through time just because I had no head for thinking but at least I killed that thing. With the overhuman cheat codes I acquired from somewhere I escaped the island and returned home. Cold War finished, Yeah! But a new war has begun. A war like never seen before. A War that could finish with everything. World lies in my hands now...... SHIT! __________________

28-05-2010, 09:41 PM	#3
King D Newbie Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 25 My Profile Profile Last Updated: 28-05-2010 Rep Power: 2	Once, during the Cold War, the CIA took me down to a secret laboratory where they were engineering nuclear weapons and they were gonna test some deadly radiation on me that would make me half shark half bear, but I escaped and killed the entire staff with a ball point pen and then I banged the head scientist's wife, killed her, and took her purse. I was all over the news and was wanted by Russia AND the United States, so I hid out in Cuba for a few years where I saw George Bush and Osama playing cards at a bar on a tuesday with Hitler's clone and 2pac.

07-07-2010, 09:34 PM	#4
Cruz_15 Moderator Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2,188 My Profile Profile Last Updated: 07-07-2010 Rep Power: 37	Once, during the Cold War, the CIA took me down to a secret laboratory where they were engineering nuclear weapons and they were gonna test some deadly radiation on me that would make me half shark half bear, but I escaped and killed the entire staff with a ball point pen and then I banged the head scientist's wife, killed her, and took her purse. I was all over the news and was wanted by Russia AND the United States, so I hid out in Cuba for a few years where I saw George Bush and Osama playing cards at a bar on a tuesday with Hitler's clone and 2pac. 2pac started cheating and he got shot forreal this time but he was still making albums in heaven. and all the cubans were actually CIA spies looking for me so then I went to South China...

04-08-2010, 02:35 AM	#8
Cruz_15 Moderator Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2,188 My Profile Profile Last Updated: 07-07-2010 Rep Power: 37	Once, during the Cold War, the CIA took me down to a secret laboratory where they were engineering nuclear weapons and they were gonna test some deadly radiation on me that would make me an overgrown animal-human mutant for war, but I escaped and killed the entire staff with a knife made with my glasses and then I banged the head scientist's wife, killed her, and took her purse. I was all over the news and was wanted by Russia and the United States, so I hid out in Cuba for a few years where I saw George Bush and Osama planning a new world order at a bar on a wednesday with Hitler's clone and 2pac. 2pac got mad and started shouting to everybody so he got shot forreal this time but he was still making albums in heaven. Then I noticed that all the cubans were actually CIA spies looking for me, so I went to South China and I picked some weapones and hide from the CIA spies but unfortunately they spotted me. I heard them just in time to pick what I could and run to the cellar before they catch me. Then I blocked the entrance even though I knew they could easily break the barrier but it gave me more time. Then I went through a tunnel that leaved downstreet and stold a car. With the car I traveled to the bay and scaped in a boat to the open sea. I arrived an island where I found a nice village and lived there a few years, in this a few years I have meet a beautiful girl her name lily, in the lake she was singing when I saw her I fall in her love I like her eyes her voice also her hair, I stop for a minute looking at her but she's gone with her dad I fread to follow her n her dad kill me, so I go to home to take a napy for a minute but I couldn't sleep I was thinking on her, then I decied to go out n walking maybe it's help but agin I have saw her there in the beach, I holding my breath to walk beside her before that I drop my walet next to her n then I start to walk, at that minute I heard her voice she was calling me I felt in happy n I drawmile in my face, till she come beside I turn n look at her she said:'' sir u drop u walet.'', I said:'' oh, thanks alot.'' And it turns out that she was a RUSSAIN BEAR SPY sent to kill me! She had LASERS for eyes! I ran tot eh nearest road, carjacked an old man, and rode to town while the bear chased me on foot with her rocket feet...

04-08-2010, 04:24 AM	#10
Cruz_15 Moderator Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2,188 My Profile Profile Last Updated: 07-07-2010 Rep Power: 37	Once, during the Cold War, the CIA took me down to a secret laboratory where they were engineering nuclear weapons and they were gonna test some deadly radiation on me that would make me an overgrown animal-human mutant for war, but I escaped and killed the entire staff with a knife made with my glasses and then I banged the head scientist's wife, killed her, and took her purse. I was all over the news and was wanted by Russia and the United States, so I hid out in Cuba for a few years where I saw George Bush and Osama planning a new world order at a bar on a wednesday with Hitler's clone and 2pac. 2pac got mad and started shouting to everybody so he got shot forreal this time but he was still making albums in heaven. Then I noticed that all the cubans were actually CIA spies looking for me, so I went to South China and I picked some weapones and hide from the CIA spies but unfortunately they spotted me. I heard them just in time to pick what I could and run to the cellar before they catch me. Then I blocked the entrance even though I knew they could easily break the barrier but it gave me more time. Then I went through a tunnel that leaved downstreet and stold a car. With the car I traveled to the bay and scaped in a boat to the open sea. I arrived an island where I found a nice village and lived there a few years, in this a few years I have meet a beautiful girl her name lily, in the lake she was singing when I saw her I fall in her love I like her eyes her voice also her hair, I stop for a minute looking at her but she's gone with her dad I fread to follow her n her dad kill me, so I go to home to take a napy for a minute but I couldn't sleep I was thinking on her, then I decied to go out n walking maybe it's help but agin I have saw her there in the beach, I holding my breath to walk beside her before that I drop my walet next to her n then I start to walk, at that minute I heard her voice she was calling me I felt in happy n I drawmile in my face, till she come beside I turn n look at her she said:'' sir u drop u walet.'', I said:'' oh, thanks alot.'' And it turns out that she was a RUSSAIN BEAR SPY sent to kill me! She had LASERS for eyes! I ran tot eh nearest road, carjacked an old man, and rode to town while the bear chased me on foot with her rocket feet. In the town I found McGyver, and he helped me build a bazooka with a pen, a lighter and a piece of cardboard which I used to kill the RUSSIAN BEAR SPY. McGyver escaped from the island in a soda-jetpack and left me. I was lost, and had no idea of how to go back to my nice village. When I thought things couldn't get any worse...just kidding, I knew they were about to get worse. The explotion of the RUSSIAN BEAR SPY were transmited to a satellite that detected my position. They had found me, and were coming for me...with more RUSSIAN BEAR SPIES! There were atleast forty--no fifty of them! And they had hammers made of fish! And the fish were on fire! I thought I was doomed, but then I remembered that I had some of my pet tigers on speed dial! So I called em up and they teleported to me to help me!

04-08-2010, 10:40 PM	#11
pabloalcr The Pabster Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Costa Rica Age: 13 Posts: 1,130 My Profile Profile Last Updated: 23-08-2010 Rep Power: 13	Once, during the Cold War, the CIA took me down to a secret laboratory where they were engineering nuclear weapons and they were gonna test some deadly radiation on me that would make me an overgrown animal-human mutant for war, but I escaped and killed the entire staff with a knife made with my glasses and then I banged the head scientist's wife, killed her, and took her purse. I was all over the news and was wanted by Russia and the United States, so I hid out in Cuba for a few years where I saw George Bush and Osama planning a new world order at a bar on a wednesday with Hitler's clone and 2pac. 2pac got mad and started shouting to everybody so he got shot forreal this time but he was still making albums in heaven. Then I noticed that all the cubans were actually CIA spies looking for me, so I went to South China and I picked some weapones and hide from the CIA spies but unfortunately they spotted me. I heard them just in time to pick what I could and run to the cellar before they catch me. Then I blocked the entrance even though I knew they could easily break the barrier but it gave me more time. Then I went through a tunnel that leaved downstreet and stold a car. With the car I traveled to the bay and scaped in a boat to the open sea. I arrived an island where I found a nice village and lived there a few years, in this a few years I have meet a beautiful girl her name lily, in the lake she was singing when I saw her I fall in her love I like her eyes her voice also her hair, I stop for a minute looking at her but she's gone with her dad I fread to follow her n her dad kill me, so I go to home to take a napy for a minute but I couldn't sleep I was thinking on her, then I decied to go out n walking maybe it's help but agin I have saw her there in the beach, I holding my breath to walk beside her before that I drop my walet next to her n then I start to walk, at that minute I heard her voice she was calling me I felt in happy n I drawmile in my face, till she come beside I turn n look at her she said:'' sir u drop u walet.'', I said:'' oh, thanks alot.'' And it turns out that she was a RUSSAIN BEAR SPY sent to kill me! She had LASERS for eyes! I ran tot eh nearest road, carjacked an old man, and rode to town while the bear chased me on foot with her rocket feet. In the town I found McGyver, and he helped me build a bazooka with a pen, a lighter and a piece of cardboard which I used to kill the RUSSIAN BEAR SPY. McGyver escaped from the island in a soda-jetpack and left me. I was lost, and had no idea of how to go back to my nice village. When I thought things couldn't get any worse...just kidding, I knew they were about to get worse. The explotion of the RUSSIAN BEAR SPY were transmited to a satellite that detected my position. They had found me, and were coming for me...with more RUSSIAN BEAR SPIES! There were atleast forty--no fifty of them! And they had hammers made of fish! And the fish were on fire! I thought I was doomed, but then I remembered that I had some of my pet tigers on speed dial! So I called em up and they teleported to me to help me! They were fighting, and winning! But RUSSIAN SECRET WEAPON was about to take place in the battle. A RUSSIAN CROSS OF ELEPHANT-RHINO-GORILLA and... "Interruption" - Man, it's a great story and everything, but why so much mutant animals? - I don't know, ask Cruz. - Alright then, continue. - Thanks... As I said a RUSSIAN CROSS OF ELEPHANT-RHINO-GORILLA entered on the battle. I must make something big, if I wanted to win, I must use my secret weapon too. But firstable make a secret weapon to use (FUCK!). So I had to found a way to travel throught time to make my weapon and save the past-me from de dooming....

05-08-2010, 05:22 AM	#12
Cruz_15 Moderator Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2,188 My Profile Profile Last Updated: 07-07-2010 Rep Power: 37	Because just humans and machines are boring! :P Once, during the Cold War, the CIA took me down to a secret laboratory where they were engineering nuclear weapons and they were gonna test some deadly radiation on me that would make me an overgrown animal-human mutant for war, but I escaped and killed the entire staff with a knife made with my glasses and then I banged the head scientist's wife, killed her, and took her purse. I was all over the news and was wanted by Russia and the United States, so I hid out in Cuba for a few years where I saw George Bush and Osama planning a new world order at a bar on a wednesday with Hitler's clone and 2pac. 2pac got mad and started shouting to everybody so he got shot forreal this time but he was still making albums in heaven. Then I noticed that all the cubans were actually CIA spies looking for me, so I went to South China and I picked some weapones and hide from the CIA spies but unfortunately they spotted me. I heard them just in time to pick what I could and run to the cellar before they catch me. Then I blocked the entrance even though I knew they could easily break the barrier but it gave me more time. Then I went through a tunnel that leaved downstreet and stold a car. With the car I traveled to the bay and scaped in a boat to the open sea. I arrived an island where I found a nice village and lived there a few years, in this a few years I have meet a beautiful girl her name lily, in the lake she was singing when I saw her I fall in her love I like her eyes her voice also her hair, I stop for a minute looking at her but she's gone with her dad I fread to follow her n her dad kill me, so I go to home to take a napy for a minute but I couldn't sleep I was thinking on her, then I decied to go out n walking maybe it's help but agin I have saw her there in the beach, I holding my breath to walk beside her before that I drop my walet next to her n then I start to walk, at that minute I heard her voice she was calling me I felt in happy n I drawmile in my face, till she come beside I turn n look at her she said:'' sir u drop u walet.'', I said:'' oh, thanks alot.'' And it turns out that she was a RUSSAIN BEAR SPY sent to kill me! She had LASERS for eyes! I ran tot eh nearest road, carjacked an old man, and rode to town while the bear chased me on foot with her rocket feet. In the town I found McGyver, and he helped me build a bazooka with a pen, a lighter and a piece of cardboard which I used to kill the RUSSIAN BEAR SPY. McGyver escaped from the island in a soda-jetpack and left me. I was lost, and had no idea of how to go back to my nice village. When I thought things couldn't get any worse...just kidding, I knew they were about to get worse. The explotion of the RUSSIAN BEAR SPY were transmited to a satellite that detected my position. They had found me, and were coming for me...with more RUSSIAN BEAR SPIES! There were atleast forty--no fifty of them! And they had hammers made of fish! And the fish were on fire! I thought I was doomed, but then I remembered that I had some of my pet tigers on speed dial! So I called em up and they teleported to me to help me! They were fighting, and winning! But RUSSIAN SECRET WEAPON was about to take place in the battle. A RUSSIAN CROSS OF ELEPHANT-RHINO-GORILLA and... "Interruption" - Man, it's a great story and everything, but why so much mutant animals? - I don't know, ask Cruz. - Alright then, continue. - Thanks... As I said a RUSSIAN CROSS OF ELEPHANT-RHINO-GORILLA entered on the battle. I must make something big, if I wanted to win, I must use my secret weapon too. But firstable make a secret weapon to use (FUCK!). So I had to found a way to travel throught time to make my weapon and save the past-me from de dooming. But I quickly get confused in all of this time traveling nonsense so I go back to the present and take on that RERG on my own! I remember i have cheat codes to life so I give myself super strength and rip his head off!